Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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