i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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