I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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