Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
And then he peed in my hair
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