I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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