So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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