He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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