I'm really into asian looking animals
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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