Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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