babies were throwing up all over the place
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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