I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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