It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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