I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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