these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
