The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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