Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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