I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this beer tastes like vomit already
pop tarts are not kleenex
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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