Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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