One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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