Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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