i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
