You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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