she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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