I am in a vortex of obligation.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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