So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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