I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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