THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I want to be your penis for a week.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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