Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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