I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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