what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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