I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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