well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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