What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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