i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Randomize
