she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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