why didn't you poke me back
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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