you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Will exercising make me less horny?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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