Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
