bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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