I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize