Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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