How'd it feel making her break her religion?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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