remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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