What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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