I showed him my bush... on skype.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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