At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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