hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His hands were made for my vagina.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
