; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize