There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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