i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
