I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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