you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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