are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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