What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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